There's a teddy bear, I want you to meet, But whatever you do, Don't mention his feet. Just be polite And try not to stare At the enormous size 10's Of this cute little bear. By some freak of nature He was given these "plates" And so he's a loner With no friends or mates So he prays all night To the stars above "Please send me someone Who might give me love !" Now please don't laugh This story is true Will he find love? Will it be you?.

Teddy Bigfoot by the makers of Me to You (carte Blanche Greetings)